Wednesday, June 27, 2007
I'll do anything if you dare me to.
After reading the first 50 or so pages of this book, I have discovered my calling in life. I was meant to be a cat's-meat-man. At the time the book was written, the profession had died out because people had chosen to feed their pets table scraps. But that is no longer the case. Today, people spend tons of money on their pets. They pay for dog walkers, groomers, daycares, arthritis medication and even expensive surgeries. The way I figure it, the market is ready to support a cat's-meat-man. People already spend way too much money on food for their pets, so why wouldn't they pay me to stop by and feed their pets the best meat money can buy?
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Do cats-meat-men have a secretary? I would like to apply for the job. After you first start in this business, it is going to get crazy - just think of all the customers you will have. And it will be important to remember the people's names as well as the cats names. Plus, who lives where, how often they need meat, and any kind of special things you need to remember about each cat, such as, "Julia Reid's cat throws up after she eats, so remember to stick around long enough for this event to happen. Then, you can sell Julia even more meat!". Except of course not about yourself. We wouldn't want this to be silly. So I'm just saying that you will probably have a lot of invoices and important information to remember (most of which I would be happy to enter into a database for you). So this is me offering my services.
I believe they do. We will go into business together as soon as I get to Colorado.
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